I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
