were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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