I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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