He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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