Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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