She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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