Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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