im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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