P.S. I can't hear my feet
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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