So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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