I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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