We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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