sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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