it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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