i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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