She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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