i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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