at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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