I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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