im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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