Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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