So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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