She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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