So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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