they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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