school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
tell me about the fingering
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