Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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