a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Randomize
