White coat. Heels.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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