I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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