So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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