I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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