so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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