A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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