oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize