Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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