I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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