Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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