never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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