Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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