Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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