i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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