Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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