So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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