People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
