When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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