this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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