arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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