She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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