Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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