New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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