summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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