Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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