And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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