Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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