you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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