If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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