So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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